having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch
i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time
(Source: mellowminty, via fake-mermaid)
I’m at that point in a semester where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger
(Source: sassykardashian, via maliciousmelons)
when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”
(Source: raynarvaezjunior, via maliciousmelons)
do re mi fa so done with this semester
"You got any rolling papers?"
"Don’t worry man I got you."