I’m at that point in a semester where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger
when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”
(Source: raynarvaezjunior, via maliciousmelons)
do re mi fa so done with this semester
"You got any rolling papers?"
"Don’t worry man I got you."
one thing i hate is when parents refuse to let their kid(s) dye their hair
who’s fucking hair is it??????? is iT THE FAMILY HAIR?????????